There is a little girl in the next booth over and she talks just like my little sister oh my god aaAA-

I also had my first part of orientation today úwù I was nervous but everyone was nice, I even found out that someone I knew from WAY back was gonna go there with me aaAAH SO EXCITING //sob

tagged: +ignoremeyespls 
16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
miksasa:

miksasa:

WHO DO ES THIS EVEN APPLY TO

as soon as i saw people with homestuck urls reblogging this i knew that i had made a grave mistake

miksasa:

miksasa:

WHO DO ES THIS EVEN APPLY TO

as soon as i saw people with homestuck urls reblogging this i knew that i had made a grave mistake

mcclonalds:

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

turntechdickbutt:

I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE BUTT MUSCLES ARE CALLED GLUTES SO THEY REALLY AREN’T “GLUTE”NFREE FUCK

thesufferereatsass:

megido-pls:

demongirlblaze:

derse-exile:

theoncommingstorm:

always-stay-positive:

ask-koki-kariya:

smimb:

theselfishllama:

cancerousgarbage:

2pa2modiia:

ask-thehetaliafandom:

hypnosisfandom:

ask-theparadoxtwins:

hypnosisfandom:

ask-koki-kariya:

hypnosisfandom:

ask-koki-kariya:

howaboutgallifreyanpineapples:

ask-koki-kariya:

kennas-not-on-fire:

One upon

A time

A cat

Named Espurr

Wondered off

Into the

Electronic forest

And decided

He was

A unicorn

and wiith

a magical

talking knee

he traveled

To Narnia

where he

devoured a

Magic computer

in order

to waste

time that

was very

thesufferereatsass:

megido-pls:

demongirlblaze:

derse-exile:

theoncommingstorm:

always-stay-positive:

ask-koki-kariya:

smimb:

theselfishllama:

cancerousgarbage:

2pa2modiia:

ask-thehetaliafandom:

hypnosisfandom:

ask-theparadoxtwins:

hypnosisfandom:

ask-koki-kariya:

hypnosisfandom:

ask-koki-kariya:

howaboutgallifreyanpineapples:

ask-koki-kariya:

kennas-not-on-fire:

One upon

A time

A cat

Named Espurr

Wondered off

Into the

Electronic forest

And decided

He was

A unicorn

and wiith

a magical

talking knee

he traveled

To Narnia

where he

devoured a

Magic computer

in order

to waste

time that

was very





tinylittletrashbot:

the-pursuit-of-yaoi:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

tagged: +oh my goD- 

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life